When Imagination Is Allowed To Roam Unbridled

It is easy to use, lightweight and elegant in shape. The side effects will make the eyes go groggy and the minds go dizzy.

This is designed for narcissistic women who love to be exhibitionists. Then, blame it on the men who keep drooling for more.

It's so handy, so skimpy and so adorable!

So easy to conceal in the unexpected places. Making you feel so free...

... comfortable and salacious.

Ain't she the one who cause a cruel titillation in the least expected moment?

What the heck I can't see a damn thing. Blame it on my cataract!

Images sent by Estrelita.

INVITATION TO SUARAM PRESS CONFERENCE: LAUNCHING OF ‘OPS SCORPENE’

SUARAM will be holding a press conference to launch our fundraiser campaign, “Ops Scorpene”. The campaign is aimed to raise funds in order to pursue the ongoing litigation stages in the French Courts with regards to the judicial investigation into the French company DCNS whom allegedly paid an amount in commissions to Perimekar, for the purchase of the Scorpene submarines.

In December 2009, SUARAM linked up with leading human rights lawyers in France, to file a complaint with the French judicial system, hoping that preliminary investigation would be initiated. SUARAM has been monitoring the scandal building not just surrounding the mysterious and horrendous death of Altantuya Shariibu, but her role and involvement in the procurement of arms for the Malaysian government, leading to her gruesome murder.

In April 2010, the lawyers representing SUARAM, informed us that the courts had accepted the request to investigate the claim of corruption for a payment amounting to Euro 114 million made as commissions from DCNS to Perimekar, a company formed solely for the purpose of receiving said commissions.

Date : 30th May 2011
Time : 11.00 a.m.
Venue : Auditorium, KL & Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall, Jalan Maharajalela, KL.

Joint Press Conference. MEO-Net and BERSIH 2,0

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:

Pastor's ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES Pastor's ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

Contributed by: Chin Kong Chong

Be There Will You?

One person, one vote, no more, no less.

[D]emonstrate peacefully for true Democracy,
[E]mulate Gandhi, Mandela, Egypt and Tunisia,
[M]alaysia is our beloved homeland now and forever,
[O]ur founding fathers worked all races together,
[C]onstitutionally, every voice is guaranteed to be heard,
[R]oaring across Malaysia in the form of votes,
[A]rticulating the Rakyat's will and resolve,
[C]reating a Nation that will successfully evolve,
[Y]ou must attend the BERSIH rally in KL on 9th July 2011.

By SocratesI

HANDOVER MEMORANDUM TO PROTEST AUS-MAS JOINT AGREEMENT ON ASYLUM SWAP ON WEDNESDAY (25TH MAY) AT 11 A.M.

Suara Rakyat Malaysia (SUARAM), Lawyers for Liberty (LFL), Bar Council (Malaysia), TENAGANITA, Health Equity Initiatives (HEI), Malaysian Social Research Institute (MSRI) and a few civil society organizations working with refugees will be handing over memorandum to Australian High Commission in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia) to protest and condemn the Australia-Malaysia joint agreement, in principle to transfer 800 individuals seeking asylum from Australia to Malaysia, which is not party to the Refugee Convention.

The handover memorandum will be undertaken on:

Date : 25th May 2011 (Wednesday)
Place : Australian High Commission,
6 Jalan Yap Kwan Seng,
50450 Kuala Lumpur
Time : 11.00 a.m.

We would appreciate if you and or representative from your organization would be able to join the handover of memorandum and to show our solidarity and opposition to this deal.
Regards and thanks,

Andika Wahab
SUARAM
Refugee Coordinator
0163723699

L.A.M.P. Protest