Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... Anyone wanting less than a C should just sleep on the floor!Available only at 'Butts, Boobs & Beyond"
Sent by: Estrelita.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
What a great invention!
It would make for a titillating nights sleep and some of the breast dreams you'd ever had.
Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... Anyone wanting less than a C should just sleep on the floor!
Available only at 'Butts, Boobs & Beyond"
Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... Anyone wanting less than a C should just sleep on the floor!Available only at 'Butts, Boobs & Beyond"
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Get a tickle ya?
A Chinese man walked into a pub in the US late one night and saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed to him and asked for his autograph.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed to him and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap on the face and said,
"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied,
"Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor, it was actually the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." responded Spielberg.
"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied,
"Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor, it was actually the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." responded Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese man gave Spielberg a slap on the face and said,
"You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replied,
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
Shocked, Spielberg replied,
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese man replied,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Sent by: Chong CK.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Things Confucius did NOT say.....
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must be aware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must be aware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Sent by: Estrelita.
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