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Well folks, before I head north for the by-elections, I want to make this page as a diversion, away from the complicating scenario of our local politics. Anyway, too much politics is bad for health!

First of all, let me introduce you to Eric and Elaine. Eric is a Frenchman and Elaine a local. And before we get to know more about them, let me talk to you about one of my pet subjects, apart from politics – guess what?


It is just like the first kiss, when the sensual lips brush against each other’s, the bearing goes topsy-turvy not even knowing that you are in the middle of nowhere. Like the first touch, no barometers have yet designed to capture the intoxicating passion that sails in the uncharted waters of romance. Sounds familiar, right?

The question is, how do you feel when you walk into a lingerie shop to buy an enchanting suit for your loved one, or for a woman to buy one herself?


For a man to buy one for his beloved is undoubtedly a milestone to harness the romance, irrespective of age. People, this is where Eric and Elaine's business is all about - lingerie.

Lingerie is popular with women is partially the way it makes them feel they have “so much” to be mollycoddled. It makes them feel sexy, exciting and seductive.

Perhaps, it is the way how the other person perceives her when she is wearing sexy lingerie. Every woman wants to feel special, especially with her man.

If you are a woman who wants to have nights filled with excitement; be a little bolder by slipping into transparent and revealing lingerie chemises. The word chemise is actually a French term, which means shirt.

Talking about excitement, it does not necessary mean sexual indulgence despite it is the main course that cannot be completed without.

The contemporary women prefer chemise that is worn as a very seductive and sensual wear even in the day time. For women who wish to feel sexy and look sexy in the eyes of her man to feast on her during the night and day, lingerie is the answer made possible to enhance high-octane romance.

Women do not have to feature themselves like film actresses wearing chemises to make them look erotic and tempting, but as long as her sexy, sensual and seductive self could sustain her man’s eyes to where he should be scrutinizing or drooling at, really counts.

You don't have to be a lingerie expert to pick a sexy outfit, but you will enjoy your shopping experience more if you know what it is you are looking for. In case, you need some help, just drop a line to - enquiry@lurvedoc.com

Most women love pretty things and that goes for under things as well. You may not see them very often, but she will feel beautiful and feminine knowing she is wearing a fabulous one with the comfortable material.

With so much comfort and pretty underneath, it will be irresistible not to shed those boring outer clothes which meant one thing – the ooh la la sex appeal, and that is a gift to her and her man.

A lingerie gift conveys passion, appreciation, understanding, and a high level of romance and love. They will see more of her or at least more parts of her. It will depend on the style of lingerie one chooses. Different types of lingerie will highlight different parts of her body

A woman’s body is crafted in such an impeccable way, that is should be appreciated as an art endowed by Mother Nature, so is to the male species.

Men and women find lingerie so alluring is when the luscious fabrics touches the bare skin with caressing feel, and lace with irresistible tenderness accentuating the curves of the female shape. Her most sensitive areas with fancy fabrics that excite the pick-a-boo are definitely a tease and a promise of what to come.

Buying her lingerie is actually buying for both of you.

This is the reason why you should make your enquiry first, otherwise you may ask, yours truely about it.

Please write to: enquiry@lurvedoc.com

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For A Laugh

When Name Calling Isn't Swearing!

WIMPY DADS

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.

"The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the woman nextdoor."

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Whatthe hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry wouldsee record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle itright -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? I still have to do everything!

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Contributed by : Estrelita Soliano Grosse.

Mystery – Of Being Yourself

As children, we express ourselves quite spontaneously, and most of the time children are living in the imaginery world of make belief! But for many adults, this is sometimes a great challenge because the imaginery world of surrealism could turn out to be a reality. We learn as we grow and yearning for our innate need to be loved, and to a frightening level, we may overreact ending like a wacko!

Different people use different strategy to deal with the problems they encounter. Usually, biting problems can be churned to our advantage by believing in ourselves.

Humans are born choice-makers, although the reluctance to use our freedom of choice beneficially often becomes the stumbling block to achieve what is desired.

Being yourself is accepting yourself for whoever and whatever you are. Some of us may experience the pain in life by refusing to live as ourselves but as somebody else.

We are most of the time being made to feel guilty or inferior, but if we know we are worth the salt, then the sky is the limit for us to propel to. In the final count of all the possibilities, only we will know what is right for ourselves.

The most important is to ask, “Who am I?” and “What do I want in life?” But “What will I be when I grow up or grow old?” lies in our destiny. In order to strike a resonated chord within self, is not to be afraid to exhibit one’s self-worth.

The bottom line to all adversities that we have to face is to be true to ourselves that should come naturally but not artificially.

When fortune finds its way into anyone, the monster inside will rise. It is money that makes one go way out of the line, because money can “talk” the language that only you can understand.

This wacko was the secret weapon that drove Saddam Hussein crazy. If there was any place Saddam wanted to be, was to be away from this wacko, and for good!

The Sentiment of the Rakyat

Sure! UMNO will emerge stronger.

The rhetoric in the UMNO General Assembly was for bashing on those outside UMNO. They can scream their heads off, but the bottom line is how the people outside UMNO think, is more important.


Defensive people can never be open-minded about new ideas but to spew venom upon the listeners whom he/she finds a threat to his/her position. To the rhetors, those who disagree are the enemies to them and such inferior perception must be ground into dirt.

How pathetic it is to be paranoid and to think that ridiculing or attacking is the most effective way to "win" the argument. Unless practical reason with cooperative approach with the rakyat is considered rather than confrontational rhetoric, the UMNO rhetors might as well keep dreaming to be strong.


Yes! UMNO can become stronger because UMNO will not learn.

Racism is the tool to garner the Malays sympathy. Not all the Malays choose to listen to such crab because they have not forgotten what Zaid Ibrahim said about the good qualities of the Malays.


When will UMNO learn that a pinch of politeness to state their stand will work far better than a pound of verbal abuse thrown at will? The rakyat acknowledges that UMNO is weak, the disunity within with power struggle has left the country in a wanting state of economy, lost of employment and the dreaded of all, the ugly head of racism.


Why not? UMNO can reinvent.

How? Wanting to reinvent without Tengku Razaleigh will be far-fetch! To reinvent, UMNO has to start from scratch, that is, to be the Opposition.

The ethos in Tengku Razaleigh and Zaid Ibrahim are frown upon in UMNO. Why? They are far too intelligent and their foresight has gone down well with the rakyat on the whole. As such, UMNO people do not see them as assets to the party and country but a threat to remove them from sitting in the cushion of advantage.

With the three by-elections on the way, they become the yardstick to determine what the rakyat wants. The rakyat wants democracy and fairness, and Bukit Gantang is the imminent battle ground – the threshold for the rakyat to tell the government that they want a change, so to Bukit Selambau and Batang Ai!

The Mystery of Odd Dressers

It seems that the right to self-expression is here to stay! Anyway, it is the person who is wearing it so what is the fuss about?

Many, somehow or rather will complain about his/her appearance, be it weight, hair, skin or height or anything that he/she can fault. By doing so, they forget about his/her own good qualities.

Personality is what counts when we fraternize. At work, we have to project the image that carries the job responsibility. However, casual wear will be the most suitable and comfortable when not at work.

Making a quick assessment about someone or something based on its looks is very important, but people still have the “primitive way” of dressing where this contemporary terms it as fashion.

Should we judge people based on their looks? No. How about the clothes they choose? Maybe some people choose to dress oddly so they must be looking for a reaction.

Genetically speaking, people tend to over-do in the way they dress especially when meeting someone of the opposite gender. And it is so too, to dress in a weird way.

People dress oddly because they want to get noticed. Or they might want to fit into a group, like the idiotic group. It is impossible not to analyse as soon as we see one odd dresser. To judge is the human nature but not to be judgmental, yet it is impossible to ignore it completely.

Anyone who dresses like a bozo is laughed at, but again it is his/her prerogative to choose how to dress.

If too much of the anatomy is exposed then they are asking for trouble. But this is immaterial as long as they can capture attention.

Anyone who chooses to dress in this way and enticing the beholder to see the rest, at least wear underwear. To wear underwear, then you will be disappointed because exhibitionism is the trend today!

To Wear Or Not To Wear Is Between You And Your Body. To Exhibit Your Anatomy Or Not Is Entirely Your Prerogative. However, Do You Ever Consider That You Will Be The Influence To Such Social Decay?

Self-Development?

Steven Covey's famous 7 habits for successful people are nothing more than a free adaptation of very common Hokkien phrases ( surprised ? ).

So why pay thousands of dollars to attend talks when your grand-parents, parents, spouses and even the auntie who sweeps the floor can give you the same kind of advice FOC, every day?

1. England has madcow,Hong Kong has Macau,Russia has Moscow,S'pore has 2 famous cows-'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness......Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... andIf u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

3.If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,If u need DARLING, CALL ME, If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, Terima Kasih.

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut To eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to seller bread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Note: Ah Beng is equivalent to a blonde man and Ah Lian to a blonde girl in the jokes fraternity.

Contributed by: Estrelita Soliano Groose.