Differences between "Wife" &"Girlfriend"

Some people say:

Wife is a HARIMAU
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say:

Wife is like a TV, girlfriend is like handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV, got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV is free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP, is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Importantly, TV got remote but HP doesn't have.
Last but not least.......

TV does not have virus but HP has VIRUS......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.
So better keep TV lah!!