A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people. They found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimed.'
Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.
' After a moment or two of silence, he farted.
The End
Contributed by : Estrelita
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