With the months of planning, you ensure nothing will go wrong on your wedding day. No one will conceivably imagine what could go wrong. I will tell you what could go wrong. Seriously, what could go wrong would go wrong no matter how you think.
Whether you will be wearing a new gown that you have chosen for yourself, one borrowed from a good friend, be it simple or extravagant, your wedding gown holds a very special place in your heart to capture the splendor and festivity of your wedding day.
You have to take precaution because there will be no fairy godmother of wedding gowns to magically protect you even on your wedding day. So, whatever you choose to wear, make the effort to look your best for the bride and groom.
AnecdoteA couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they are celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, 'No, I was thinking about the time before our nuptials. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he would have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!'
He could be marrying the girl next door and knowing too late about his demanding parents-in-law. “Help Me?”
Too late my friend, you make the bed and you should lay on it or rather you have got “laid.”
Wedding ceremonies take all forms -- from religious to poetic, musical, or humorous. Whatever the vibe, let the bride and groom set the tone and you follow their lead. If anyone is normally the loud, life-of-the-party type, tone down and let the wedding couple stand out. Do not steal the show!
If the bride blushes, it could be from pride, joy, or sheer love. It is not because someone just stood up and told a humiliating story or bawdy jokes. There should be no over drinking, and no overly sexy dancing.
If the wedding couple has strange affinity for sexual arousal, then the adage, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder holds water.
If the wedding couple has strange affinity for sexual arousal, then the adage, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder holds water.
A simple reason to hold wedding celebrations is to enjoy oneself and to start married life in a super positive spirit. He is going to miss his “first night” encounter or he had one too many already!
I beg to differ. To love someone deeply weakens you. Being cheated on gives both strength and courage.
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