Mystery – A Way With The Statues

Statues have found a place in human existence since time immemorial. In fact, apart from tools and other essentials, the man of the stone-age also sculptured statues out of stones and rocks. They may not have been the finest works of art, but all the same without training and formal knowledge, they did create pre-historic masterpieces.

If statues have a historic significance, then they also have aesthetic value.


We will notice that statues have several common characteristics from the way they face and are positioned, to the way they are sized and depicted. There are three options for statue figures, either stand, sit, or kneel.

Almost every country has museums where sculptures of famed people of the past are created.

The purpose of museums is to give visitors a virtual experience of the past. In fact many palaces of India have been converted into museums.

Statues do not have to be colossal in size. Human size statues or statuettes are enough to bring forth the work of the sculptors. Creativity is the art of the mind formed from a daring imagination to make the difference – to bring laughter or to frown upon.

When studying the history of any culture or civilization, studying their various forms of art has been of vital importance. This is because the statues do say a lot about the prevailing times.

There are life-size sculptures or miniatures that can be kept on shelves. The government also sanctions the sculpturing of statues of people who have made a significant contribution to society, whether historic person or someone who belongs to the contemporary period.

Funny people will corelate themselves with statue(s) just to have the fun out of it.

Many people place statues in their homes and commercial premises to add to the beauty of the surroundings.

Some institutes, schools, colleges, hospitals and other such organizations usually have a statue of their founder prominently displayed.

Unfortunate Statues

Naughty Statues

Too Creative Statues

Curious Statue

Angry Statue

Romantic Statue

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Knowing The S.H.I.T. In Education

In order to ensure the highest level of quality work and productivity from the students, it will be our policy to keep all the students well-informed and taught through our programme of SPECIAL HIGHT INTENSITY TEACHING. (S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive the share of S.H.I.T. in the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.


Students who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATION EVALUATION PROGRAMMES (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who failed to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously, will have to go to the EDUCATIONALL ATTITUDE TRAINING. (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already.


If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others about S.H.I.T. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATION RESEARCH EDUCATION. (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you.


BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING. (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.).

Special quote from The DIRECTOR UNDER The MICHIGAN BUREAU OF SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). Those who talk S.H.I.T. are already filled with S.H.I.T!

Taxi Driver Rapist

Taxi Driver Rapist Wanted by Cops

Police are hunting for a suspect believed to have raped several women while masquerading as a taxi driver in the Klang Valley .

The suspect, believed to be in his 30s, was last known to be driving a red and white taxi (reported stolen in Kuang last September) with the registration plate HWB 5868 and is said to have worn a standard taxi driver's uniform, that being a white shirt and black pants.

He is also known to have possessed an army knife and handcuffs which were used on his victims.The vehicle was also modified in such a way that only the driver could control the locks on the doors.

"We advise the public to be careful when riding in taxis. We also urge those who may have come in contact with the person with the said description to contact us," said Kuala Lumpur CID chief SAC II Ku Chin Wah.

He added that the back windscreen of the taxi was damaged in the last known rape case and advised workshops to be on the look-out as well. In the last reported case, the suspect was believed to have robbed and raped a 28-year old passenger in the Kepong area, took her back to her Section 17, Petaling Jaya home and had waited for the cab fare, but fled when her uncle came out to confront him.

The victim was a sales promoter at a shopping centre in Bandar Utama. On Jan 15, the same suspect was believed to have raped a woman in the Ampang area. Police believe the man may have committed other rapes in the Klang Valley , which have gone unreported.

Those with information are advised to call Kuala Lumpur head of Sexual Investigation Department DSP Choo Lily at 012-2059668 or IPK D11 at 03-2146086/03-2146089.