What a great invention!

It would make for a titillating nights sleep and some of the breast dreams you'd ever had.

Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... Anyone wanting less than a C should just sleep on the floor!
Available only at 'Butts, Boobs & Beyond"

Sent by: Estrelita.

Yoga Is Easy To Learn

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits

So in the interest of healthy relaxation ... let's start drinking!

Savasana Position of total relaxation

Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles.

No matter what situations life throws at you....

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Contributed by: Andy Loh

Fun With Words

Somehow, we all play a game which is half-luck and half-skill that is sold in 121 countries round the world. It is called Scrabble.

Over 100 million sets of the game have been sold in 29 different languages making it easily the world's best selling word game.

The creator is Alfred Mosher Butts who envisioned the diversion when he invented it in 1931.

The name of the game is not solely depended on the power of vocabulary, but the ability to manipulate words and phrases which prove deadly in the game.

This unidentified person is just brilliant to be able to manipulate the alphabets of a word to another word(s) that makes sense as well.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE.

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Contributed By : Angela Ooi.

Future Nursery Rhymes

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down

And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon

'Pies you dummy!'

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its @rse

And turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them too cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

And grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

Contributed by : Angela Ooi

RED CLIFF - ANIMATED

Creative Art

Creative Art is the process that deliberately arranged selected elements in a way that appeals to the senses or emotions.

Art itself encompasses a diverse range of human activities, creations, and modes of expression, including music and literature.

However, the meaning of creative art is explored in an imaginative dimension where picturesque idioms is expressed with tangible objects.

It's Incredible!

The act of turning new and imaginative ideas into reality is where creativity is born.


The thinking and producing effects is the road to innovation where the production or implementation of an idea becomes real.

If you have ideas, but don't act on them, you are imaginative but not creative.

All imaginative ideas that turn into an art come from unique individuals.

Contributed by: Wong Pei Tjin.

Water Art

Once the imagination is allowed to roam unbridled, the emergence of creativity will be the wonder and awe.

Water as an art? Yes, when droplets of water can be harnessed to form shapes and sizes to accentuate the objects perceived in the mind into an art.