
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimed.'
Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.
' After a moment or two of silence, he farted.
The End
Contributed by : Estrelita