Sunday, July 31, 2011

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Get a tickle ya?

A Chinese man walked into a pub in the US late one night and saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed to him and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap on the face and said,
"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied,
"Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor, it was actually the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." responded Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese man gave Spielberg a slap on the face and said,
"You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replied,
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese man replied,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


Sent by: Chong CK.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Things Confucius did NOT say.....

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must be aware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Sent by: Estrelita.

The Battle Continues

Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Debate That Is Not To Be Missed.

Buat pertama kali rakyat Malaysia berpeluang menyaksikan secara langsung pertemuan Datuk S

Ambiga Sreenevasan (Bersih) dan Datuk Wan Ahmad (SPR) bagi membincangkan secara terbuka isu yang membawa kepada terjadinya peristiwa 9 Julai.


Saksikan kehebatan mereka berhujah.Menjelaskan isu yang menghantui semua pihak dan

menjawab pelbagai persoalan dari penonton yang hadir.


Tarikh: 26 Julai 2011 (Selasa)

Masa: 2 petang hingga 5 petang

Tempat: Auditorium Kompleks Kumpula Media

Karangkraf, Lot 2, Jalan Sepana 15/3, Off Pesiaran

Selangor, Seksyen 15, Shah Alam


Panel:

Datuk Wan Ahmad Wan Omar (Timbalan Pengerusi SPR)
Datuk Ambiga Sreenevasan (Pengerusi Bersih 2.0)
Professor Datuk Dr Shamsul Amri Baharuddin (Pengarah, Institut Kajian Etnik [KITA], Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia)

Bersama moderator: Wan Saiful Wan Jan (Ketua

Eksekutif Institut Demokrasi & Hal Ehwal

Ekonomi [IDEAS])


Semua dijemput hadir. Masuk percuma. Tempat duduk

terhad.

Habeas Corpus PSM6 Duta Court

Murugan - Last Man Standing

Friday, July 22, 2011

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

What Is Emergency Ordinance About?

To learn more about the EO and the arrest of the six activists, Bar Council invites you to attend a public forum entitled “Emergency Ordinance – The Other ISA”. The forum, jointly organised by Bar Council, Suara Rakyat Malaysia (“SUARAM”) and Gerakan Mansuhkan ISA (“GMI”), will take place as follows:

Date: 20 July 2011 (Wednesday)
Time: 8:30 pm
Venue: Bar Council Auditorium, Level 1, No 15 Leboh Pasar Besar, 50050 Kuala Lumpur


Speakers: Christopher Leong, Vice-President, Malaysian Bar
S Arutchelvan, Secretary-General, PSM
Syed Ibrahim Syed Noh, Chairperson, GMI
Edmund Bon, Member of the Malaysian Bar

Please note that a candlelight vigil will take place from 7:45 pm to 8:30 pm at Dataran Merdeka, on the same day.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011

BERSIH 2.0 Walk

Friday, July 8, 2011

Message From Dr.Jeya Kumar From Detention


I would like to thank everyone who is supporting us by the hours, prayers, urgent appeals etc. The 6 of us have not broken any laws and our crime is that we are socialists and we are attempting to put the issues affecting the poorer 60% of Malaysians in the national agenda. eg. Hospital privatization,minimum wage and decent wages.

Our detention is totally unwarranted and we are working within the democratic framework. “Udahlah “the pamphlet distribution call for people to think properly for the General Election. The action and activity is totally within the democratic space allowed by Constitution. Sad to see, higher ups in police unable to differentiate nation and constitution from the party of power . (Article 5.

Stand up for democratic rights and let us not allow this kind of intimidation hold us back

Dr. Jeyakumar
7 July 2011

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Lock Down

Road closure


Lebuh Ampang

KLCC

Bank Negara

Dataran Merdeka

Sogo

Chow Kit

Menara Sultan Ismail

Masjid Negara

Jalan Raja Chulan

Jalan Ipoh

Sentul

Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman

Jalan P.Ramlee

Jalan Bandar

Subang Jaya ( Near Segi )

Sunway Pyramid and Subang Parade

The Federal Highway

LDP ( Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong )

The KL – Seremban Highway in Seri Kembangan

Anticipation of increased road blocks and traffic gridlocks on all major roads leading to the city ahead of the July 9th rally. The reported police roadblocks in the Klang Valley are provided below, although several more are expected to be erected tomorrow afternoon.

Among the key roads affected are those in Subang Jaya near Segi College, Sunway Pyramid and Subang Parade; the Federal Highway; Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong; and the KL-Seremban highway in Seri Kembangan.

Those taking LRT or Monorail be prepared to walk because it will not stop at the station near to the stadium.

Psst… you know how to beat the odds, right?

It Is After All An I.S.A. Detention

BERSIH 2.0 Press Conference (6 July 2011)

Monday, July 4, 2011

Name Your Dog SEX?

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?

It goes like this:

"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog.

A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."

"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.

The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'

Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'

He said he didn't care how she looked.

When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer."

"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.

When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."

"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel,

I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.

She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'

I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "

"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too."

"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined,

I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."

Sent by: Chong CK.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Saturday, July 2, 2011