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Friday, February 27, 2009
Mystery Of Mishaps
WHY things went wrong and what can be learnt from the experience? It is not enough to learn because when things will go wrong or had gone wrong, there are reasons behind it. This is actually the beginning of our voyage of self-discovery.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong – Murphy’s Law.
The candid shots from the camera could capture images at the precise moment where most of the time we find them amusing but we hardly ask why they happen. A common or simple conclusion is blamed on carelessness.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong – Murphy’s Law.
The candid shots from the camera could capture images at the precise moment where most of the time we find them amusing but we hardly ask why they happen. A common or simple conclusion is blamed on carelessness.
Like the people who come in and out of our lives. They change our paths of our lives. We blame other people, and then we end up with the sense that the world is full of bad people. We blame ourselves, and then instead of feeling healthy and strong, we see ourselves as sick, weak, and broken. And we blame life itself. What could be more demoralizing than feeling condemned to having bad things that always happen to us and not being able to do anything about it!
There are so many heartbreaks and tough relationships that will ultimately change our perceptions about another person. We think we have found the love of our life but when something goes haywire, it will be over sooner than expected leaving behind excruciating emotional pain.
The liars, cheaters and womanisers crushing the innocent that cross their path and there is no reason for the innocent to have suffered due to their innocence. It is a questionable and touchy subject that can only be answered by our own personal experience.
Lots of things happen to us that challenge our sense that everything happens for a reason. It can be anything like an unexpected mishap of pissing on a President’s face and can get away with it!
When we go to hospital, we trust that doctors and medical specialists are “miracle” workers so we will leave healthier than when we arrived; to rejoice over the new arrival and not to be shocked by the change of pigmentation.
Human error is the main cause of most mishaps. However, this witch begs to differ because the maintenance of her broom is the factor – it had malfunctioned!
Sometimes bad luck is more than coincidence when whatever mishap it is to be, it has decided to go the other way round.
Leonardo de Vinci must be hopping mad wherever he is now seeing how Mona Lisa looks like (as he could not see her beauty in his time) after a week in the U.S.
This is no mishap but the modern art called plastic surgery with computer at work - more creative than Leonardo's brush could offer!
There are so many heartbreaks and tough relationships that will ultimately change our perceptions about another person. We think we have found the love of our life but when something goes haywire, it will be over sooner than expected leaving behind excruciating emotional pain.
The liars, cheaters and womanisers crushing the innocent that cross their path and there is no reason for the innocent to have suffered due to their innocence. It is a questionable and touchy subject that can only be answered by our own personal experience.
Lots of things happen to us that challenge our sense that everything happens for a reason. It can be anything like an unexpected mishap of pissing on a President’s face and can get away with it!
When we go to hospital, we trust that doctors and medical specialists are “miracle” workers so we will leave healthier than when we arrived; to rejoice over the new arrival and not to be shocked by the change of pigmentation.
Human error is the main cause of most mishaps. However, this witch begs to differ because the maintenance of her broom is the factor – it had malfunctioned!
Sometimes bad luck is more than coincidence when whatever mishap it is to be, it has decided to go the other way round.
Leonardo de Vinci must be hopping mad wherever he is now seeing how Mona Lisa looks like (as he could not see her beauty in his time) after a week in the U.S.This is no mishap but the modern art called plastic surgery with computer at work - more creative than Leonardo's brush could offer!
The Beauty Of Nature
The beauty of nature will make you forget yourself at that intense moment what your eyes are feasting on.
The experience of peace will be overwhelming because nature reveals herself in abundance to her soft whispers of harmony across the universe to orchestrate with the symphony of stars to a medley even the deaf could hear.
Once we make connection with the beauty of nature, we will be amazed by what beholds. It will take your breath away and it mesmerizes you to the level of the ultimate belief that such beauty is drawn by unseen hands.
Nature should not be disturbed but to leave its beauty to travel with time till eternity. Man walks on Earth but once, only Nature remains forever and bounteous.
Photos - courtesy from Angela Ooi.
The experience of peace will be overwhelming because nature reveals herself in abundance to her soft whispers of harmony across the universe to orchestrate with the symphony of stars to a medley even the deaf could hear.
Once we make connection with the beauty of nature, we will be amazed by what beholds. It will take your breath away and it mesmerizes you to the level of the ultimate belief that such beauty is drawn by unseen hands.
These images of parrot flowers are from Thailand . It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported. This will be the only way we will be able to view and be amazed by its impeccable resemblance of a parrot - THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER.
Nature should not be disturbed but to leave its beauty to travel with time till eternity. Man walks on Earth but once, only Nature remains forever and bounteous.Photos - courtesy from Angela Ooi.
I Am Anak Bangsa Malaysia
When someone, somewhere comes to tap on your shoulder and asks who are you, turn around and answer with a smile, "I'm Anak Bangsa Malaysia!"To know more about it, please go to: http://www.harismibrahim.wordpress.com/
Read the article: Getting Anak Bangsa Malaysia back on track. Feb.23 2009.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Clean Jokes Corner
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."
But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably.
"Why else would I poison you?"
This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs.
When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.
"I'll give you $500 if you'll drop the towel," Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.
Before she could say a word, her husband yelled out, "Hey, was that Rob with the $500 he owes me?"
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
Not So Clean Jokes Corner
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
6 nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked.
Later they heard a knock on the door....
"Who is it???",
The man who knocked replied, "Blind man".
So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them.
The nuns let him into the room.... The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said,
"Nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds??"
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."
This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say,"Oh, my God...."
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."
But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably.
"Why else would I poison you?"
This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs.
When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.
"I'll give you $500 if you'll drop the towel," Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.
Before she could say a word, her husband yelled out, "Hey, was that Rob with the $500 he owes me?"
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
Not So Clean Jokes Corner
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
6 nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked.
Later they heard a knock on the door....
"Who is it???",
The man who knocked replied, "Blind man".
So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them.
The nuns let him into the room.... The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said,
"Nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds??"
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."
This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say,"Oh, my God...."
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
God Save Malaysia
The three by-elections to come in Kedah, Perak and Sarawak will not bring surprises that Pakatan Rakyat will win comfortably. As expected, the Barisan government will rear its ugly head again like in Permatang Pauh and Kuala Terengganu’s by-elections through their “buy-election” strategy.
The people must pluck out the head of UMNO/Barisan like what they are trying to pluck the head off Pakatan Rakyat. Take whatever is given by Barisan but vote for the Opposition. The rakyat must suffer no more because we have a choice to choose a government. We have to wake up to reality or to sleep for good.
Badawi's government has lost the respect and support of the rakyat judging from the results of the two past by-elections. The hostile takeover of the Perak government and the recent scandalous and sad state of affair, smearing Elizabeth Wong by the conspirators are believed to be from UMNO/BN to derail Pakatan Rakyat from gaining further foothold.
To break Pakatan Rakyat apart is the ultimate aim of the long standing policy of UMNO/Barisan that there must be no alternative government allowed to exist along the present ruling government.
Those who have been enjoying affluent lifestyle and the power at their disposal could not accept the defeat in the 12th.General Election. The country’s wealth is drained and those cronies have no fear to ride the gravy train.
When the top is unclean, the dirt flows all the way down will be unclean too. This is the Barisan government. Since disinfectant is not powerful enough to get rid of the polluted "kuman kuman" except for total eradication, this has been the real fear of what to come if Pakatan takes over the federal government.
Look at those leeches jumping at the offer of the ministerial posts and the component parties who openly supported Badawi's government. It is all about money and it seems all right to "misuse" it.
These are the clowns in Badawi’s administration. What do the rakyat expect if they keep remaining silent? Pick out a minister who can really talk with his mouth, then one by-election will be theirs, so to speak.
When Pakatan Rakyat takes over the government, these clowns will be jobless. They do not want to be ordinary citizens but SOMEBODY who can say and do what they like at will because the PM is helpless. The ex-mentri besar of Selangor is one excellent and indisputable example.
The real danger lurking in Badawi’s government is his deputy. Truth is always the truth no matter how it is twisted. However, lies cannot be twisted (because it is already twisted) and the rakyat have the super mind to remember all the twisted lies.
Malaysians are educated, rational and most of all they are peace-loving people. Such good nature has been tested to the limits by the arrogant government led by the most disappointing Prime Minister Malaysia ever had.
Badawi must have political fortitude to make his deputy offer himself to be investigated to all related cases linked to him otherwise the rakyat's trust for the government will be eroded to the core.
Many of you in the government have done damage to the country and do not worsen it further. Anyway, there is still hope for the prime minister to steer the country away from his deputy’s controversies by staying on until a suitable candidate is identified for him to pass the baton to.
This is patriotism the government is talking about and it has to start with the prime minister himself if he loves the country as much as we do. Walk the talk please, because you need not have to attend the National Service to learn what patriotism is about!
The people must pluck out the head of UMNO/Barisan like what they are trying to pluck the head off Pakatan Rakyat. Take whatever is given by Barisan but vote for the Opposition. The rakyat must suffer no more because we have a choice to choose a government. We have to wake up to reality or to sleep for good.
Badawi's government has lost the respect and support of the rakyat judging from the results of the two past by-elections. The hostile takeover of the Perak government and the recent scandalous and sad state of affair, smearing Elizabeth Wong by the conspirators are believed to be from UMNO/BN to derail Pakatan Rakyat from gaining further foothold.
To break Pakatan Rakyat apart is the ultimate aim of the long standing policy of UMNO/Barisan that there must be no alternative government allowed to exist along the present ruling government.
Those who have been enjoying affluent lifestyle and the power at their disposal could not accept the defeat in the 12th.General Election. The country’s wealth is drained and those cronies have no fear to ride the gravy train.
When the top is unclean, the dirt flows all the way down will be unclean too. This is the Barisan government. Since disinfectant is not powerful enough to get rid of the polluted "kuman kuman" except for total eradication, this has been the real fear of what to come if Pakatan takes over the federal government.
Look at those leeches jumping at the offer of the ministerial posts and the component parties who openly supported Badawi's government. It is all about money and it seems all right to "misuse" it.
These are the clowns in Badawi’s administration. What do the rakyat expect if they keep remaining silent? Pick out a minister who can really talk with his mouth, then one by-election will be theirs, so to speak.
When Pakatan Rakyat takes over the government, these clowns will be jobless. They do not want to be ordinary citizens but SOMEBODY who can say and do what they like at will because the PM is helpless. The ex-mentri besar of Selangor is one excellent and indisputable example.
The real danger lurking in Badawi’s government is his deputy. Truth is always the truth no matter how it is twisted. However, lies cannot be twisted (because it is already twisted) and the rakyat have the super mind to remember all the twisted lies.
Malaysians are educated, rational and most of all they are peace-loving people. Such good nature has been tested to the limits by the arrogant government led by the most disappointing Prime Minister Malaysia ever had.
Badawi must have political fortitude to make his deputy offer himself to be investigated to all related cases linked to him otherwise the rakyat's trust for the government will be eroded to the core.
Many of you in the government have done damage to the country and do not worsen it further. Anyway, there is still hope for the prime minister to steer the country away from his deputy’s controversies by staying on until a suitable candidate is identified for him to pass the baton to.
This is patriotism the government is talking about and it has to start with the prime minister himself if he loves the country as much as we do. Walk the talk please, because you need not have to attend the National Service to learn what patriotism is about!
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