Road closure
Lebuh Ampang
KLCC
Bank Negara
Dataran Merdeka
Sogo
Chow Kit
Menara Sultan Ismail
Masjid Negara
Jalan Raja Chulan
Jalan Ipoh
Sentul
Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman
Jalan P.Ramlee
Jalan Bandar
Subang Jaya ( Near Segi )
Sunway Pyramid and Subang Parade
The Federal Highway
LDP ( Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong )
The KL – Seremban Highway in Seri Kembangan
Anticipation of increased road blocks and traffic gridlocks on all major roads leading to the city ahead of the July 9th rally. The reported police roadblocks in the Klang Valley are provided below, although several more are expected to be erected tomorrow afternoon.
Among the key roads affected are those in Subang Jaya near Segi College, Sunway Pyramid and Subang Parade; the Federal Highway; Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong; and the KL-Seremban highway in Seri Kembangan.
Those taking LRT or Monorail be prepared to walk because it will not stop at the station near to the stadium.
Psst… you know how to beat the odds, right?
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
Name Your Dog SEX?
Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?
It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel,
I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'
I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined,
I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."
Sent by: Chong CK.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?
It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel,
I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'
I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined,
I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."
Sent by: Chong CK.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
World Refugee Day
Amnesty International (Malaysia), Suara Rakyat Malaysia (SUARAM) and KL Bar will jointly organize an event in conjunction with World Refugee Day, 2011.
The event will be held, as following:
DATE : 2nd July 2011
TIME : 2.00 PM – 6.00 PM
VENUE : The Bar Council Auditorium, 13, 15, 17 Leboh Pasar Besar, KL.
We would like to invite you join (in solidarity) and be part our kaleidoscope of cultures. Spend a day of frivolous learning with us as we bring you cultural performances from Burmese and Sri Lankan refugees.
Step into our marketplace and buy the wares tinged with the distinct ethnic traits of the people from Sri Lanka, Burma, Pakistan and Somalia. All profits will go to the refugees themselves making this an excellent opportunity for you to extend some generosity to the refugee community in Malaysia.
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