Mystery Of Mishaps

WHY things went wrong and what can be learnt from the experience? It is not enough to learn because when things will go wrong or had gone wrong, there are reasons behind it. This is actually the beginning of our voyage of self-discovery.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong – Murphy’s Law.

The candid shots from the camera could capture images at the precise moment where most of the time we find them amusing but we hardly ask why they happen. A common or simple conclusion is blamed on carelessness.

Like the people who come in and out of our lives. They change our paths of our lives. We blame other people, and then we end up with the sense that the world is full of bad people. We blame ourselves, and then instead of feeling healthy and strong, we see ourselves as sick, weak, and broken. And we blame life itself. What could be more demoralizing than feeling condemned to having bad things that always happen to us and not being able to do anything about it!

There are so many heartbreaks and tough relationships that will ultimately change our perceptions about another person. We think we have found the love of our life but when something goes haywire, it will be over sooner than expected leaving behind excruciating emotional pain.

The liars, cheaters and womanisers crushing the innocent that cross their path and there is no reason for the innocent to have suffered due to their innocence. It is a questionable and touchy subject that can only be answered by our own personal experience.

Lots of things happen to us that challenge our sense that everything happens for a reason. It can be anything like an unexpected mishap of pissing on a President’s face and can get away with it!

When we go to hospital, we trust that doctors and medical specialists are “miracle” workers so we will leave healthier than when we arrived; to rejoice over the new arrival and not to be shocked by the change of pigmentation.

Human error is the main cause of most mishaps. However, this witch begs to differ because the maintenance of her broom is the factor – it had malfunctioned!

Sometimes bad luck is more than coincidence when whatever mishap it is to be, it has decided to go the other way round.

Leonardo de Vinci must be hopping mad wherever he is now seeing how Mona Lisa looks like (as he could not see her beauty in his time) after a week in the U.S.

This is no mishap but the modern art called plastic surgery with computer at work - more creative than Leonardo's brush could offer!

The Beauty Of Nature

The beauty of nature will make you forget yourself at that intense moment what your eyes are feasting on.


The experience of peace will be overwhelming because nature reveals herself in abundance to her soft whispers of harmony across the universe to orchestrate with the symphony of stars to a medley even the deaf could hear.

Once we make connection with the beauty of nature, we will be amazed by what beholds. It will take your breath away and it mesmerizes you to the level of the ultimate belief that such beauty is drawn by unseen hands.

These images of parrot flowers are from Thailand . It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported. This will be the only way we will be able to view and be amazed by its impeccable resemblance of a parrot - THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER.

Nature should not be disturbed but to leave its beauty to travel with time till eternity. Man walks on Earth but once, only Nature remains forever and bounteous.

Photos - courtesy from Angela Ooi.

I Am Anak Bangsa Malaysia

When someone, somewhere comes to tap on your shoulder and asks who are you, turn around and answer with a smile, "I'm Anak Bangsa Malaysia!"


To know more about it, please go to: http://www.harismibrahim.wordpress.com/

Read the article: Getting Anak Bangsa Malaysia back on track. Feb.23 2009.

Clean Jokes Corner

Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.

"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."

But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."

"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."

Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably.

"Why else would I poison you?"

This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs.

When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.

"I'll give you $500 if you'll drop the towel," Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.

Before she could say a word, her husband yelled out, "Hey, was that Rob with the $500 he owes me?"

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."



Not So Clean Jokes Corner

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

6 nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked.

Later they heard a knock on the door....

"Who is it???",

The man who knocked replied, "Blind man".

So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them.

The nuns let him into the room.... The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said,

"Nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds??"

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

And she said "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say,"Oh, my God...."

Clean Cartoons Corner

Not So Clean Cartoons Corner

God Save Malaysia

The three by-elections to come in Kedah, Perak and Sarawak will not bring surprises that Pakatan Rakyat will win comfortably. As expected, the Barisan government will rear its ugly head again like in Permatang Pauh and Kuala Terengganu’s by-elections through their “buy-election” strategy.

The people must pluck out the head of UMNO/Barisan like what they are trying to pluck the head off Pakatan Rakyat. Take whatever is given by Barisan but vote for the Opposition. The rakyat must suffer no more because we have a choice to choose a government. We have to wake up to reality or to sleep for good.

Badawi's government has lost the respect and support of the rakyat judging from the results of the two past by-elections. The hostile takeover of the Perak government and the recent scandalous and sad state of affair, smearing Elizabeth Wong by the conspirators are believed to be from UMNO/BN to derail Pakatan Rakyat from gaining further foothold.

To break Pakatan Rakyat apart is the ultimate aim of the long standing policy of UMNO/Barisan that there must be no alternative government allowed to exist along the present ruling government.

Those who have been enjoying affluent lifestyle and the power at their disposal could not accept the defeat in the 12th.General Election. The country’s wealth is drained and those cronies have no fear to ride the gravy train.

When the top is unclean, the dirt flows all the way down will be unclean too. This is the Barisan government. Since disinfectant is not powerful enough to get rid of the polluted "kuman kuman" except for total eradication, this has been the real fear of what to come if Pakatan takes over the federal government.

Look at those leeches jumping at the offer of the ministerial posts and the component parties who openly supported Badawi's government. It is all about money and it seems all right to "misuse" it.

These are the clowns in Badawi’s administration. What do the rakyat expect if they keep remaining silent? Pick out a minister who can really talk with his mouth, then one by-election will be theirs, so to speak.

When Pakatan Rakyat takes over the government, these clowns will be jobless. They do not want to be ordinary citizens but SOMEBODY who can say and do what they like at will because the PM is helpless. The ex-mentri besar of Selangor is one excellent and indisputable example.

The real danger lurking in Badawi’s government is his deputy. Truth is always the truth no matter how it is twisted. However, lies cannot be twisted (because it is already twisted) and the rakyat have the super mind to remember all the twisted lies.

Malaysians are educated, rational and most of all they are peace-loving people. Such good nature has been tested to the limits by the arrogant government led by the most disappointing Prime Minister Malaysia ever had.

Badawi must have political fortitude to make his deputy offer himself to be investigated to all related cases linked to him otherwise the rakyat's trust for the government will be eroded to the core.

Many of you in the government have done damage to the country and do not worsen it further. Anyway, there is still hope for the prime minister to steer the country away from his deputy’s controversies by staying on until a suitable candidate is identified for him to pass the baton to.

This is patriotism the government is talking about and it has to start with the prime minister himself if he loves the country as much as we do. Walk the talk please, because you need not have to attend the National Service to learn what patriotism is about!

Gay Rights Speech

Speech delivered at the Malaysian Bar Council, Bar Council Human Rights Public Speaking Competition 2008 finals (1st prize), 12 Dec 2008.

Good evening everyone.

In this country, I’m the minority of minorities.

Firstly, I’m a female. Secondly, I’m a Chinese and thirdly, I’m an agnostic.I’m glad to let you know that, throughout the 19 years of my life thus far that I have spent in Malaysia, I’ve never encountered serious oppression because of my sex, race of religious belief, because thank God, in Malaysia, we acknowledge and have satisfactory protection of women’s rights, as well as the rights of racial and religious minorities.But I also belong to another minority that has been discriminated and persecuted until this very day.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand before you today as a gay Malaysian to appeal for the protection of gay rights in Malaysia.

What does it mean to be gay person?

A gay person is someone who is attracted to persons of the same sex.But that’s it. The definition ends there.

Far beyond our differences, I share many similarities with all of you in this hall.For example, I’m here today because like you, I’m concerned about human rights and I enjoy debates.

Like you, I’ve a family that I love and cherish.

Like you, I too, long for the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.And most of all, like you, I am capable of love.

What does it mean to be a gay person in Malaysia?
For one, I know that I probably will never be able to marry the person that I love in this lifetime.

Until today, there’s no formal organization that I can rely on to speak up and stand up for my rights.

Sometimes, I’m even subjected to state-sanctioned homophobia such as that propagated by the National Fatwa Council’s recent decision to outlaw tomboys and lesbianism.

In the last three days of this tournament, I’ve made quite a number of friends, who are in this

hall right now.

And I’m thankful for your priceless friendship.

But there’re many occasions in life when, in the course of making friends, I wonder…I wonder if their friendship is subjected to the assumption that I’m a heterosexual.

I hate to doubt anybody’s sincerity and capacity for acceptance and friendship, but as a homosexual Malaysian living in a homophobic Malaysian society, I’ve no choice but to grapple with such fears and suspicions on a daily basis.

And what about gay rights? What are gay rights?

Gay rights are simply the rights of gay persons to live in peace and dignity, and to be accorded the same recognition and opportunities as other human beings.

Ladies and gentlemen,

We have gathered here today at this human rights debate tournament because we share a common ideal: that all men and women are created free and equal, but I would also like to introduce another concept to you today: that not only do we deserve equal human rights, but that all human rights are equal.

That means, gay rights are no less important and impacting to the preservation of human dignity than women’s rights, the rights of racial and religious rights as well as other rights.

For far too long in Malaysia, the issue of gay rights has been at best occasionally brought up by human rights organizations and at worst, totally swept under the carpet.

And this has to stop, because discrimination towards gays is no less demeaning and dehumanizing as discrimination towards women, blacks, Jews, Tutsis and other minorities.

At the same time, I realize that some of you here will hold views contrary to mine, and I realize that I probably won’t be able to change those views with a single speech, but I would still like to encourage you to reconsider some of the common arguments against gay rights.

If you fear that the granting of gay rights will bring about the end of procreation and the human race, let me assure you that the granting of gay rights will eliminate heterosexuals no more than the granting of heterosexuals rights will eliminate gays.

If you believe that homosexuals are perverted and abnormal, then remember that there’re many things which we approve of today, such as hand phones and cars, and the concepts of democracy and gender equality, which are unnatural outside the realm of civilization, but are still worthy of preservation anyway.

At the same time, there’re many things which come naturally to us, such as hatred, fear and bigotry, which I believe aren’t worthy of preservation.

If you’re one of those who object to gay rights on religious grounds, and believe that we’re the untouchables, then remember that the untouchables too, are the children of God.

I stand before you today as a gay Malaysian to appeal for the protection of gay rights in Malaysia, but I do not speak for myself.

I do not speak for the person I love.

Neither do I speak on behalf of the estimated 350,000 gays and lesbians in Malaysia.

Rather, I speak on behalf of humanity as a whole, because our fate is intertwined.

When one man is not free, all are bound.

And when the gay community triumphs, we triumph too, shall be your triumph.

Martin Luther King had his dreams, on which my fellow speaker Marcus Wee will elaborate after me.

I too, have my own dreams.

I hope to pursue a life of happiness and companionship with the person I love, freely and without fear or fervor.

I hope that someday, if I ever win a public competition with a speech on gay rights, I can go home and proudly tell my parents of my achievement without fear of repercussions.

I also hope that you will join me in the cause to uphold gay rights. But if that is too much to ask of you, then I appeal for tolerance.

But most of all, I dream that someday, speeches like this one will no longer be necessary.
Lastly, I end my speech with a quote by Boethius: “Who can put a law unto love? Love is unto itself the highest law.”

Thank you.

By A 19 Year Old Gabrielle Chong Yong Wei.

Goddess In Canvas

Chinese Artist Paints Daughter In The Nude As An Oriental Goddess

A 61 year old artist by the name of Mr. Li Zhuang Ping in China and his 23 year old daughter Ms. Li Qin are making news over nude art work. The father and daughter duo from the Szechuan area have stunned the Chinese art community with their realistic oil paintings.

Mr. Li Zhuang Ping said to reporters:

"It was only after getting her approval that I allowed her to be my model."
"I set up a personal blog last year and posted my daughter's and my artworks online. Not one comment posted was of an obscene or sexual nature."

He added: "I created the 'Oriental goddess' series with her. She is both the model in the painting and the artist who creates (the artwork) with me."
"And yes, my wife approved," said Mr Li.

His daughter said she began modeling for him five or six years ago and also worked with him to create the 'Oriental Goddess' series of oil paintings on canvas.

It Is A Downright Conspiracy

ELIZABETH WONG'S STATEMENT IN FULL

I was informed on Friday, Feb 13, 2009 by journalists from The Malay Mail that they have in their possession intimate photos of myself and that the newspaper will be publishing a story about these photographs.

I was told that some people are trying to distribute photos/ videos showing me asleep in partial nudity and also in intimate positions.

The distribution and publication of these photos/ video is a malicious attack on my personality. This constitutes a gross outrage on my modesty, a gross invasion of my privacy, and in particular the sanctity of my personal life. It is being done by unscrupulous persons to embarrass and discredit me?

I am a victim in this incident.

I have yesterday lodged a police report in relation to this matter and I will fully cooperate with the police in their investigation. I will therefore not speculate publicly about those responsible for this gross invasion of my privacy.

I have received a lot of support from my supporters, friends, colleagues and members of my constituency. I wish to thank them for their concern, support and encouragement.

My family members are standing behind me. I would like to appeal to the media to give me and my family members some breathing space in this trying time so that I can weather this huge challenge.

I will in the meantime continue to carry out my task of serving the people of Selangor faithfully.

Elizabeth Wong

Bukit Lanjan assemblyperson

Exco for Tourism, Environment and Consumer Affairs

What has become of Malaysian politics? It seems like surprises are queuing up in line waiting to explode in our faces whether we like it or not! From one episode to another, it looks like the opposition party is made to take the brunt of whatever comes its way.

Time and again we learn about conspiracy in which Malaysia has the capability to churn out at will. The contemporary civil society is very different from the past because what comes to our knowledge, our common sense will prevail to evaluate the contents to determine the truth from false.

The distribution of Selangor executive councilor Elizabeth Wong's controversial nude photographs does not happen without a reason. The conspirators must be working in their sleazy corner plotting with moronic attempt to “kill” an innocent adun politically and can only be done by capable imbeciles.

The police asked Elizabeth’s male friend, Hilmi Hazimin to come forward to give evidence but so far he has not turned up to give his cooperation. Hypothetically, if he turns up, will he be charged for outraging Elizabeth’s modesty? Court cases that proceed will blow apart the individuals private affairs for public consumption. Honestly, I don’t like it if I am one.

This is the whole idea of their dirty game that they have the time to spend on and plot for another person’s downfall.

But lurking at the sleazy corner, the conspirators want Hilmi to emerge from hiding to give more tart and tantalizing details about his modus operandi. So, even the petition signed by the sympathetic Malaysians calling to retain Elizabeth as a Selangor Executive Councillor and Bukit Lanjan State Assembly person will mean nothing to the conspirators. This is because they have made Elizabeth to hold on a double-edged sword!

Not only my heart goes out for Elizabeth Wong but also countless Malaysians who are mature in their thinking to differentiate between what is right or wrong; moral or immoral; and privacy or gregariousness.

All clear thinking Malaysians will stand by you Elizabeth, and we pray that you have the strength to overcome the storm and your decision to continue serving the people will not be a pyrrhic one.

The Third Force

For five consecutive weeks, the PJ police had denied us our rights for a peaceful assembly guaranteed in our Federal Constitutions.

As peaceful Malaysians, we still abide by the law and with the help of PJ councillor Richard Yeoh and Peter Tan, a police permit will be sought for the right to assemble at the MBPJ Tarmac.



The candlelight vigils have borne fruit to such a degree that the police are feeling uncomfortable with the Anak Bangsa Malaysia’s presence, to call for the repeal of ISA.

You may wonder if we are doing it solely for Raja Petra when he was detained in Kamunting? No, it is not! We are calling for the repeal of such draconian law where the Home Ministry has the right to detain anyone under their “suspicion” without the right for a trial.

What about those suspected terrorists detained under ISA? What kind of danger the public will face if the police have not acted fast enough to provide public safety? It will be mayhem, chaos and pandemonium everywhere. This is precisely what we were talking about when the candlelight vigil was first mooted.

ISA must be replaced by Anti Terrorists Law or its kind with specific target but not like what ISA has being blatantly used and abused.

In general, the public feels that calling for the abolishment of ISA will make the country at the mercy of cross-border or internal terrorists. This is where the contention lies in the misinterpretation of the candlelight vigils calling for the repeal of ISA.

The society has reached the literacy level where the access to internet has become a cinch to keep ourselves updated about the current political issues. It is a bitter pill to swallow when people dispute over the purpose of the candlelight vigils. This boils down to plain ignorance.

In tonight’s gathering, Aloysius Francis Pinto and Haris Ibrahim gave an eye-opening account on how the civil society should get the Third Force mobilized in order to make The People’s Declaration as the catalyst for Malaysia to be a better country to live in, irrespective who is the ruling government.

Clean Jokes Corner


A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."

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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL."

Not So Clean Jokes Corner

A man goes to the Doctor. "Doctor," he says, in total frustration, "my pecker is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

"Witch, my pecker is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog says NO, your pecker will be ten inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log. He called out to the frog, "will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his pecker was 10 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's still too long at 40 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?," the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his pecker, looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." 30 inches is still a monster, he thought, just a little less would be ideal. So, I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back across pond shaking its head,

NO!..........NO!!..........and for the last time.........NO!!!"

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Two law partners hire a sexy, young secretary, and though they're both already married, they agree to see who can score with her first.

Eventually, one of them scores with her, and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. "So, what did you think?" asks the partner.

"Ah," replies the first partner, "my wife is better."

Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the young secretary.

"So," asks the first partner, "what did you think?"

The second partner replies, "You're right... your wife is better."

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An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot.

Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke.

After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife: "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"

The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."

So off they went out the door and across to the field.

The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm.

The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence.

The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up,shook themselves, and got dressed.

As they walked back towards the road. The cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."

"Not really," said the old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."

Clean Cartoons Corner

Not So Clean Cartoons Corner

Mystery Of Romance

Everybody has something to say about romance. Some may want it to be cynical, meaningful, sad, cute or even funny it does not matter because it is a matter of interpretations.

Romance is all around us and it is the passion we feel a need to share the time with someone and naturally leave the excitement to bring about a relationship.

Once the feelings one has for another are reciprocated, the intensity is inflamed for physical pleasure. The touch, smell, caresses and the encasing of two human bodies will send the high-octane passion till kingdom come.

Even romance is believed to be a fantasized love that can never bring lasting satisfaction yet it is the fuel of passion that keeps an enduring relationship vibrant.

A romantic getaway for the weekend just for two is a genuine desire wanting to be left alone to enjoy each other company. The beauty is in the whispers of sweet nothing when the utterance of pleasure has found its way into the ears.

In the lighter veins of romance, this is what whispering sweet nothing is about.



My love is written with my own blood so you know it comes straight from my heart. (Sounds a little eerie but music to the ears).


Every night I talk to the stars pretending it is you who is so far away and now I have you in my arms. (A romantic wacko who cannot estimate distance).


I cry the time that you almost left for another and my soul almost dies for you. (Then, how the heck you are still around?).


Even my last teardrop falls I will still stand tall. (This one sucks).


My eyes cry for you, my empty arms reach out for you. (If romance is going to be so difficult, it is better to be a monk and nun).


Some Day You'll Cry For Me Like I Cried For You,

Some Day You'll Miss Me Like I Missed You,

Some Day You'll Need Me Like I Needed You,

Some Day You'll Love Me But I Won't Love You


(Please write to me if you can understand this four-lined verse of whispering sweet nothing).



Now jokes aside and let us look into the seriousness of romance that we will inevitable stumble upon in our lives.

Romance is passionate, emotional and dramatic. The rare moment comes when the tender touch of her silky skin to his, she smiles and closes her eyes. Her soft whimpers escapes lustily as he guides her hip closer to him.

He unleashes her desire as his lips read hers across her pout lips and back. Like the threshold of an unbridled sex odyssey to come, the incredible romantic moment is pulsating to life.

Her clean and sweet smelling hair laces with her enchanting breath is escaping from her mouth as their tongues probing deep between each other’s lips as their bodies pressed together.

When such tender moment prevails even time will not forget.

The beach and moonlight have the bewitching power to seduce the mood for romance with the magical promises that she does not have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.

The magic reflection of the moonlight on her skin and the way her hair flounce in the breeze will induce the unmistakable caresses from his fingers to entwine between the rich strands of her hair.

As his hand slides under her hair to caress the back of her neck, the moonlight gleams on her pale skin revealing her willowy body encased with her taut and tender skin.

As the pale moonlight left everything to a shade of grey, yet he could clearly see her cheeks and chest are flushed. Her skin gleams with sweat, and her eyes glitter as brightly as the small stones in her ear studs. He takes her in his arms, and kisses her to the melody of time that seems lost in the wilderness of romance.

The scent of her skin is delightful, and he basks in it as his hands move to pull the towel wraps around her and begins to raise it slowly.

Glancing up he sees her eyes close and her head slips back. He traces his tongue in a long, slow circle over her skin, around her areola, before softly running the tip over sending ecstasy to fill the lonely room.

Giggling, and with a mischievous grin on her face, he places his legs around her waist, his hand in her hair, and she closes her eyes in delight.

Their tongues swirl all over in a cruel fashion as they lay in each other’s embrace, kissing softly and stroking each other’s skin.

When the moaning and shaking are over, they lay there for a while, still connected, before quietly moving under the covers. They drift off for slumber, tight in each other’s arms because they have set their souls free to be with love they have for each other.

Romance Touches The Heart, And It Brings Laughter And Tears Along The Way.

Party Time With Anak Bangsa Malaysia.

Clearly spoken with one voice is the night to remember - 20 Feb 2009. It is all about "hood". The congregation of brotherhood and sisterhood was beyond words with Robin Hood.

The night air was filled with din and merry making and we had two-hoots when the night would end.

Letting their hair down was a night to remember. Man, woman and child were there to party. To eat, drink and be merry was the most memorable night I ever had for this month.

It did not matter if there was a thunderstorm outside as long as the party could continue. What a night to celebrate and remember!

Thank you, all Anak Bangsa Malaysia for turning up even at the last minute notice. Where could it be better than to be with our comrades!

A Touching Story

My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come here and make your darling daughter eat her food?”

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter, Sindu, looked frightened; tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with curd rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age.


I cleared my throat and picked up the bowl. 'Sindu, darling, why don't you take a few mouthful of this curd rice? Just for Dad's sake, dear'.

Sindu softened a bit and wiped her tears with the back of her hands. 'Ok, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this. But, you should...' Sindu hesitated. 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd rice, will you give me whatever I ask for?'


'Promise'. I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched the deal. Now I became a bit anxious. 'Sindu, dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. Ok?'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive'. Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity. I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child to eat something that she detested.


After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her.

'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand. 'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off? Impossible!'


'Never in our family!' My mother rasped. 'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting totally spoiled with these TV programs!'

'Sindu, darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing you with a clean-shaven head.' 'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?' I tried to plead with her.


'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'. Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for. Now, you are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no matter what?'

It was time for me to call the shots. 'Our promise must be kept.'


'Are you out of your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.


'No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honour her own. Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled..'


With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big and beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I waved back with a smile.



Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted, 'Sinduja, please wait for me!' What struck me was the hairless head of that boy. 'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought.


'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is great indeed!' Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and continued, 'that boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son Harish. He is suffering from... leukemia'.


She paused to muffle her sobs. 'Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the schoolmates.


Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of the teasing issue. But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your daughter.'


I stood transfixed and then, I wept. 'My little Angel, you are teaching me how selfless real love is!'

The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love…


Contributed By: Estrelita Soliano Grosse.

May I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often.

The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man.

'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.

'The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.

'The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours... But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.


Contributed by: Sokewong.

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