Mystery – Wanting To Know What Should Be Known

What do we get by pretending what we want to know is not real? What do we get by what we want to know and pretending not wanting to know? And what we want to know by not getting to find out what is there to know?

If that is the case, then you must be the one with a very confused mind. The truth that needs to be unearthed could be dangerous to your health, but it does not matter because it will be more comfortable to find out what should be “knowable” to appease the curious mind.

Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. So to quest for the truth is not difficult at all. Just go and find out and get to know what that should be known.



“John Thomas, are you down there?” She asked but there was no response except a little wriggling.
“Oh shit, what is that?”
“That my dear, is my John Thomas.” He proudly replied with arms akimbo.
“Oh my God! Your John Thomas looks like a shrimp!” She quipped with horror.

The truth behind the story is: Any John Thomas must not stay in the water for too long otherwise it has to be a Johnny the shrinking shrimp!

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing it too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"

Children are human beings and therefore sexual beings. It is difficult for parents to acknowledge this, just as it is difficult for children to think of their parents as sexually active. Even toddlers have curiosity about their own bodies, which is healthy and normal.

It is understandable that many parents feel tongue-tied and awkward when it comes to sex. But the subject should not be avoided neither to replace with the birds and the bees.

Children should not be scolded or made to feel ashamed of being interested in their bodies because it is natural for children to be interested in their own bodies. It will be interesting to see how they “play doctor” in the children’s world and inadvertently depicting the “play doctor” of their parents steamy world.

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "What is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!" She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know. So once he was out of the hospital he asked her. She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."

Coach : You better avoid penalty kick Joe.
Joe : There’s nothing to worry coach. Just a little adjustment and that’s all it needs.
Coach : That’s all you have?
Joe : That’s a Jaguar man!
Coach : A Jaguar huh! It’s a mini minor with two flat tyres!"

Men still rank female beauty the highest choice among a long list of attributes that they seek in women. The society on the whole, lusts for physical beauty which is the brutal reality that men should not be hypocritical about.

Women know that their appearance and their physical attractiveness to men really matter. Before the ageing process takes its toll, and before she could literally fling her elongated asset over her shoulders, the signs of youthfulness encased by her taut yet smooth skin, and her bounciness are the foremost attributes that will make her proud and complete.

The female breasts and buttocks are extremely potent sexual symbols of feminine beauty. Her firm but well-rounded and shapely breasts and buttocks are powerful signs of a woman's health and youthfulness that she cannot live without or rather he cannot live without to be with one.

Have you ever thought why this exclamation “oh boy” is used instead of “oh girl” when the roving eyes are enticed to gaze at the bosoms?

Oh boy, what a boob! This sounds appropriate but try replacing it with “oh girl?”

Oh shit, what a boob! Try this and it gives a clear reflection that your eyes could not syncronise with your thinking faculty.

Darn, what a boob! Then you must be a nut!

Jesus, what a boob! Then you should carry your sin to your grave. It is unforgiving!

If you can explain why a chicken wants to cross the road then “oh boy” may have an answer. Oh boy, how mind-boggling it is to write on this topic.

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

Men have affairs with hot women who are visually attractive and appealing. Usually, it is the exciting and interesting parts that draw man to take the opportunity and test the waters.

A child on the other hand, exhibits confusion or distorted ideas about the semantic of what is right and wrong in regard to sexual behaviours.

The child continues to behave in sexual ways in front of adults because the child does not seem to comprehend admonitions to curtail overt sexual behaviours in public places.

Children are being exposed to an onslaught of sexual messages that come at them from all directions. The ability to support the healthy sexual growth and development of children is an important task to avoid being frown upon in public places.

This is a story about Bell Clinton. He has bells that refused to stop tolling. What “clint on” also refused to behave and this has made him go cranky. So, he began his prank until late in his life.

His habitual desire for a woman’s bottom is so intense that he has lost his sanity so often. When he is filled with uncontrollable sexual anxieties, his dicky will misbehave like the Havana cigar wedged between his set of teeth as its lower jaw twitches it at different directions.

So with a dicky, a Havana cigar and Monica, Bell Clint-on had “dicked” his cigar into Monica.

Home pets like the canine and feline have the uncanny ability to detect anything that wriggles. Their curiosity will make them move stealthily with the paws ready to strike. The caterpillars that slither along the stem of the plant could escape the wrath of the paw owing to the perfect camouflage of colours, but not if they have accidentally fallen and seen on the ground.

The above photos substantiate the curiosity when something squirms. The canine has its right to be grumpy don’t you think so? However, the feline with its fluffy heckles standing on air has a story to tell. What if it snaps by the sight before him and leaps for the “coup de grace?” Then, it will be the greatest battle of – The Mother of All Pussies!

So, wanting to know what should be known is not mysterious at all, so to speak. It has to happen!