Sunday, May 3, 2009

Future Nursery Rhymes

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down

And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon

'Pies you dummy!'
Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its @rse

And turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them too cause he was gay.


Jack and Jill went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

And grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.


Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

Contributed by : Angela Ooi

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